Step 1: Get a Slip-N-Slide.
Step 2: Set up Slip-N-Slide so that it ends about 3 feet from a hard wooden porch.
Step 3: Make sure to drink several cups from keg before attempting to use Slip-N-Slide.
Step 4: Participants should get a running start, and then launch themselves toward porch headfirst at top speed.
What could be safer! We went to a water park the next day, where we got endlessly whistled at by the life guards for unsafe use of inner-tubes at the Lazy River. I was tempted to explain to the guards that we were professionals. After all, we had just survived hurling ourselves at a porch on a Slip-N-Slide while drunk.
Amateurs...
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Matt knows: The only way to Slip-N-Slide is Superman-style.
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